{"id":128,"date":"2007-04-19T12:10:53","date_gmt":"2007-04-19T19:10:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/2007\/04\/19\/you-know-youre-a-dork-when\/"},"modified":"2007-04-19T15:00:37","modified_gmt":"2007-04-19T22:00:37","slug":"you-know-youre-a-dork-when","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/you-know-youre-a-dork-when\/","title":{"rendered":"You know you’re a dork when…"},"content":{"rendered":"

1. You use l337 speek to label your food in the fridge.<\/p>\n

\n2. You blog about it.<\/p>\n

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\n3. You fantasize that someone will eat aforementioned labeled food because it will make a better blog entry.<\/p>\n

\nMe: “Seriously dude! Why did you eat my food?!”
\nFood Stealing Bastard: “I didn’t know it was yours!”
\nMe: “Didn’t you see how I labled the thing!!?”
\nFood Stealing Bastard: “DUDE! I DON’T SPEAK NERD!!!!”<\/p>\n

\n4. You laugh at your own lame blog entry.<\/p>\n

\nHAHahahahaha<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

1. You use l337 speek to label your food in the fridge. 2. You blog about it. 3. You fantasize that someone will eat aforementioned labeled food because it will make a better blog entry. Me: “Seriously dude! Why did you eat my food?!” Food Stealing Bastard: “I didn’t know it was yours!” Me: “Didn’t […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2],"tags":[],"psp_head":"You know you're a dork when... \u2013 Today Was Awesome<\/title>\r\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"1. You use l337 speek to label your food in the fridge. 2. You blog about it. 3. You fantasize that someone will eat aforementioned labeled food because it will make a better blog entry. Me: "Seriously dude!\" \/>\r\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index,follow\" \/>\r\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/you-know-youre-a-dork-when\/\" \/>\r\n","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=128"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=128"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=128"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=128"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}