{"id":128,"date":"2007-04-19T12:10:53","date_gmt":"2007-04-19T19:10:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/2007\/04\/19\/you-know-youre-a-dork-when\/"},"modified":"2007-04-19T15:00:37","modified_gmt":"2007-04-19T22:00:37","slug":"you-know-youre-a-dork-when","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/you-know-youre-a-dork-when\/","title":{"rendered":"You know you&#8217;re a dork when&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1. You use l337 speek to label your food in the fridge.<\/p>\n<p \/>\n2. You blog about it.<\/p>\n<p \/><center><img src=\"http:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/04\/pizza-nerd.jpg\"><\/center><\/p>\n<p \/>\n3. You fantasize that someone will eat aforementioned labeled food because it will make a better blog entry.<\/p>\n<p \/>\nMe: &#8220;Seriously dude! Why did you eat my food?!&#8221;<br \/>\nFood Stealing Bastard: &#8220;I didn&#8217;t know it was yours!&#8221;<br \/>\nMe: &#8220;Didn&#8217;t you see how I labled the thing!!?&#8221;<br \/>\nFood Stealing Bastard: &#8220;DUDE! I DON&#8217;T SPEAK NERD!!!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p \/>\n4. You laugh at your own lame blog entry.<\/p>\n<p \/>\nHAHahahahaha<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. You use l337 speek to label your food in the fridge. 2. You blog about it. 3. You fantasize that someone will eat aforementioned labeled food because it will make a better blog entry. Me: &#8220;Seriously dude! Why did you eat my food?!&#8221; Food Stealing Bastard: &#8220;I didn&#8217;t know it was yours!&#8221; Me: &#8220;Didn&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2],"tags":[],"psp_head":"<title>You know you're a dork when... \u2013 Today Was Awesome<\/title>\r\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"1. You use l337 speek to label your food in the fridge. 2. You blog about it. 3. You fantasize that someone will eat aforementioned labeled food because it will make a better blog entry. Me: &quot;Seriously dude!\" \/>\r\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index,follow\" \/>\r\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/you-know-youre-a-dork-when\/\" \/>\r\n","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=128"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=128"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=128"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=128"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}