{"id":128,"date":"2007-04-19T12:10:53","date_gmt":"2007-04-19T19:10:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/2007\/04\/19\/you-know-youre-a-dork-when\/"},"modified":"2007-04-19T15:00:37","modified_gmt":"2007-04-19T22:00:37","slug":"you-know-youre-a-dork-when","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/you-know-youre-a-dork-when\/","title":{"rendered":"You know you’re a dork when…"},"content":{"rendered":"
1. You use l337 speek to label your food in the fridge.<\/p>\n
\n2. You blog about it.<\/p>\n1. You use l337 speek to label your food in the fridge. 2. You blog about it. 3. You fantasize that someone will eat aforementioned labeled food because it will make a better blog entry. Me: “Seriously dude! Why did you eat my food?!” Food Stealing Bastard: “I didn’t know it was yours!” Me: “Didn’t […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2],"tags":[],"psp_head":"