{"id":186,"date":"2007-08-23T07:21:17","date_gmt":"2007-08-23T14:21:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/2007\/08\/23\/baby-fetus-orgy\/"},"modified":"2008-01-22T12:25:16","modified_gmt":"2008-01-22T19:25:16","slug":"baby-fetus-orgy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/baby-fetus-orgy\/","title":{"rendered":"Baby Fetus Orgy"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ha! Gotcha! With a title like that everyone has to read this post and once more they know it!<\/p>\n

With my oft perusing of the interwebs I’ve begun to feel like a traveler swapping tales for “one more meal” and scaring children with stories that start “I once saw….” This time I can start the story with “I still see…”; fore the image is still burned in my retinas; imprinted on my occipital lobes. And soon, so shall it be on yours.<\/p>\n

Behold in all it’s hideous freakishness the baby counter.<\/param><\/param><\/embed><\/object>Some may say “Awww, cute fetus!” But these people would be wrong. Because what happens the next day with the online uterus? It multiplies. What was once a single spawn becomes two<\/i>. This is, by the way, my favorite part of the baby counter. The more babies in the generator the higher the chance that the baby counter will yield a multi-cultural<\/i> brood.<\/p>\n

Despite the menacing online incubator I have to say that this is very forward thinking of them. Why shouldn’t a single woman blessed with decaplets<\/i> include not just white babies, but black babies too? We could call this “Affirmative Uter-related action”<\/p>\n

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As Homer Simpson says “It’s Uterus<\/i><\/strong> not Uteryou<\/i><\/strong>.” That means women need to learn to share<\/i><\/p>\n

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Two<\/i> you might think, labeling benignly what should be seen as a menace. Think about it, if it only takes one day for the baby to expand, what might happen after, say, ten days. <\/param><\/param><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n

Look at all them multi-colored baby fetuses. At least they’re spreading the multi-cultural sexually deviant love. Way to go babycounter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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