{"id":188,"date":"2007-09-12T07:56:09","date_gmt":"2007-09-12T14:56:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/2007\/09\/12\/an-exciting-business-opportunity\/"},"modified":"2007-09-20T20:49:50","modified_gmt":"2007-09-21T03:49:50","slug":"an-exciting-business-opportunity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/an-exciting-business-opportunity\/","title":{"rendered":"An Exciting Business Opportunity"},"content":{"rendered":"

Do you have dreams?<\/p>\n

I know I<\/i><\/strong> do.<\/p>\n

That’s why I’m here to let you in on the ground floor of an exciting opportunity! Is it lucrative? Could be! Will you definitely become super rich really fast? Obviously!<\/p>\n

Most investment opportunities require you to sign up before you even find out what you’re investing in! This is simply not the case<\/i> with my super lucrative, happy fun time, once in a life time chance, opportunity!<\/p>\n

But Dan! What is this Opp-or-tunity of which you speak!?<\/h3>\n

I’m glad you asked! let me tell you about it<\/p>\n

It all started<\/strong> a little more than a week ago. I was eating lunch at Panda Express with some co-workers and, as usual, got a fortune cookie. Little did I know the Magical power<\/i> that I was about to unleash. For you see, when I cracked open that cookie I found my fortune. Not only did I find a fortune but I am ready to share it with you<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

This was my fortune:
\"fortune\"<\/a><\/p>\n

The Rundown<\/h3>\n

Here’s the rundown, obviously<\/i> this fortune cookie is saying that I will be coming into a fortune soon. As of yet, I have not discovered this fortune and it could have a huge monetary value<\/strong>. I would like to do you, the consumer, a favor though. I want to help you get in on the ground floor<\/strong><\/p>\n

Rather than just selling my fortune to a single person I’m selling stock in my fortune. One thousand shares will be issued, each worth a dollar, redeemable for the percentage value of the fortune that I come into.<\/p>\n

Let me break that down for you.<\/p>\n

The Breakdown<\/h3>\n

If you invest $10 and my fortune ends up being worth a million (hardly a fortune these days) You will make One Thousand Dollars<\/i><\/strong> ($990 profit). That’s a 1000% return! There are some extra terms and stipulations of course (you’ll learn the rules after you sign up).<\/p>\n

Been Burned Before by Get Rich Schemes?<\/h3>\n

Let’s get one thing clear, this is not a scheme!<\/strong> It bares no resemblance to a pyramid. It doesn’t require your social security number (just your credit card and possibly some blood). I understand that some of you may have been burned before<\/a>. But unlike other “so called” investments<\/a> and get rich quick schemes<\/a>, this investment strategy has never been tried before<\/i>. It’s a totally fresh, new way of looking at making money.<\/p>\n

This isn’t just a once in a life time chance, this is a once in forever<\/i> chance to get in on something big! Something very big!<\/p>\n

E-mail me your monies.<\/p>\n

UPDATE: Read the follow up to this Exciting business opportunity<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

If you have dreams, then you’re going to want to fulfill them (unless it’s one of those being chased dreams, I hate those). Get in on the ground floor of an exciting, lucrative opportunity!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"psp_head":"An Exciting Business Opportunity \u2013 Today Was Awesome<\/title>\r\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Do you have dreams? I know I do. That's why I'm here to let you in on the ground floor of an exciting opportunity! Is it lucrative? Could be! Will you definitely become super rich really fast? Obviously!\" \/>\r\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index,follow\" \/>\r\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/an-exciting-business-opportunity\/\" \/>\r\n","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=188"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}