{"id":189,"date":"2007-09-20T20:42:40","date_gmt":"2007-09-21T03:42:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/2007\/09\/20\/exciting-news-regarding-your-investment\/"},"modified":"2012-12-13T10:08:26","modified_gmt":"2012-12-13T17:08:26","slug":"exciting-news-regarding-your-investment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/exciting-news-regarding-your-investment\/","title":{"rendered":"Exciting News Regarding YOUR Investment!"},"content":{"rendered":"

The outpour from the community has been incredible! My recently posted exciting business offer<\/a> has generated an incredible amount of offers. In fact, I’m initiating a stock split! I was originally selling 1,000 shares but as demand has gone up I’m raising the number of shares to ONE MILLION<\/b>. What does that mean for all the people that have already bought shares?<\/p>\n

Their shares have grown in value by a factor of 1,000 which means those that gave already jumped in have earned THOUSANDS of dollars already.<\/p>\n

More Signs of my future riches!<\/h3>\n

Bryan Phelps<\/a> has become an investment partner and just the other day received his own fortune. Not only did he receive cookies with excellent fortunes but he received fortunes pertinent to this investment. I encourage all to read it because pretty soon Bryan is going to be blinging just like MC PeePants

mcpeepants.jpg<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

Opposition<\/h3>\n

Being successful means having to face what we like to call “Nay Sayers”. These are people that say “Nay” instead of “Yay” as in “Yay! I’m RICH!”<\/p>\n

Just look at this doubtful comment I received from a British person named “MEH”.<\/p>\n

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If the “fortune” discovered is less than the total value of all shares then payout is 50% of any share’s value.\u009d<\/p>\n

So let’s play with some numbers!<\/p>\n

Let’s say that 60 million people invest $1 in this and the final fortune which you actually get is $1. That would mean that everyone would get back roughly 50% of what they put in plus one sixty millionth of a dollar..?<\/p>\n

You make yourself $30 million!<\/p>\n

Let’s say, for arguments sake, that ten people invest in your stupid scheme, and it IS a scheme, and each of them give you $1. You can then state that the fortune acquired was something stupid like an additional fortune cookie and therefore the initial investment of $10 will give your investors $0.50 return because there was no value to the actual fortune.<\/p>\n

You make yourself $5<\/p>\n

Every way I look at this is screams “SCAM!”<\/p>\n

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\nA better way to make money would be to put bets on how long it will be before this comment is removed or how likely it is to be posted in the fist place it needs verification.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Now, I don’t want to be impolite to our British visiteur (see, I even spelled so he can enjoy this post) but as we all know “MEH” stands for “Mildly Enhanced Hamsters” which is in the same family as R.O.U.S.<\/a> or Rodents of Unusual Size.<\/p>\n

The point is, who are you going to take financial advice from? Me or the british rat boy that bet his comment would be taken down immediately?<\/p>\n

I mean, common, who lost that<\/i> bet?<\/p>\n

On a Separate note<\/h3>\n

This blog will not be trading it’s content and style for a money making scheme because that would be totally lame<\/a>.<\/p>\n

As our friends across the pond always say, Cheers!

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