{"id":191,"date":"2007-09-26T15:17:11","date_gmt":"2007-09-26T22:17:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/2007\/09\/26\/horrible-talents\/"},"modified":"2007-09-26T15:17:11","modified_gmt":"2007-09-26T22:17:11","slug":"horrible-talents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/horrible-talents\/","title":{"rendered":"Horrible Talents"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m told that self depreciating humor is all the rage these days so here goes.<\/p>\n

WARNING: The following post may be considered crass by people that think fart is a bad word.<\/p>\n

A friend<\/a> and I had just had lunch at Kneaders and were walking out when I decided to show him one of my talents. I jumped into the air and did the “newsie’s kick” where you tap your heels together in the air. But this wasn’t my talent.<\/p>\n

My trick was that when my heels clicked, I farted. Not only did I do it once, but twice before turning around and seeing a woman who was walking behind us laughing her head off.<\/p>\n

I went quickly to the passenger door of the car we were in and my friend<\/a> locked the door, sat inside the car and laughed while I squirmed under this laughing woman’s gaze.<\/p>\n

Some talents, it would seem, are meant to be hidden.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m told that self depreciating humor is all the rage these days so here goes. WARNING: The following post may be considered crass by people that think fart is a bad word. A friend and I had just had lunch at Kneaders and were walking out when I decided to show him one of my […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2],"tags":[],"psp_head":"Horrible Talents \u2013 Today Was Awesome<\/title>\r\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"I'm told that self depreciating humor is all the rage these days so here goes. WARNING: The following post may be considered crass by people that think fart is a bad word. A friend and I had just had lunch at Kneaders and were walking out when I decided to show him one of my talents.\" \/>\r\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index,follow\" \/>\r\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/horrible-talents\/\" \/>\r\n","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=191"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=191"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=191"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=191"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}