{"id":216,"date":"2008-05-31T09:22:16","date_gmt":"2008-05-31T16:22:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/2008\/05\/31\/a-case-of-mistaken-identity\/"},"modified":"2008-07-19T19:35:35","modified_gmt":"2008-07-20T02:35:35","slug":"a-case-of-mistaken-identity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/a-case-of-mistaken-identity\/","title":{"rendered":"A Case of Mistaken Identity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday Robynn was sick and maybe a little delirious (some would may say clairvoyant). She asked me a question:<\/p>\n<p>Robynn: <i>Who&#8217;s that guy that&#8217;s like god?<\/i><br \/>\nMe: <i>umm..Jesus?<\/i><br \/>\nRobynn: <i>No, the other one, the one that knows kung fu<\/i><br \/>\nMe (throughly confused): <i>Are you talking about Bruce Lee?<\/i><br \/>\nRobynn: <i>No no, it&#8217;s a white guy<\/i><br \/>\nFinally I understood, Me: <i>Oooohhh, you mean Chuck Norris!<\/I><br \/>\nRobynn: <i>YEAH! That&#8217;s the one!<\/i><\/p>\n<p>She then promptly passed out. I&#8217;m sure this kind of mistaken identity happens to Chuck Norris all the time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday Robynn was sick and maybe a little delirious (some would may say clairvoyant). She asked me a question: Robynn: Who&#8217;s that guy that&#8217;s like god? Me: umm..Jesus? Robynn: No, the other one, the one that knows kung fu Me (throughly confused): Are you talking about Bruce Lee? Robynn: No no, it&#8217;s a white guy [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"psp_head":"<title>A Case of Mistaken Identity \u2013 Today Was Awesome<\/title>\r\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Yesterday Robynn was sick and maybe a little delirious (some would may say clairvoyant). She asked me a question: Robynn: Who&#039;s that guy that&#039;s like god? Me: umm..Jesus? Robynn: No, the other one, the one that knows kung fu Me (throughly confused): Are you talking about Bruce Lee?\" \/>\r\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index,follow\" \/>\r\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/a-case-of-mistaken-identity\/\" \/>\r\n","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/216"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=216"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/216\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=216"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=216"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=216"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}