{"id":218,"date":"2008-06-17T07:47:06","date_gmt":"2008-06-17T14:47:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/2008\/06\/17\/mentos-style-adaptability\/"},"modified":"2008-06-17T07:47:06","modified_gmt":"2008-06-17T14:47:06","slug":"mentos-style-adaptability","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/mentos-style-adaptability\/","title":{"rendered":"Mentos style adaptability"},"content":{"rendered":"
This morning I woke up and was getting ready to go when I realized that I didn’t have a single dry pair of pants. They were all in the wash. What was a man to do?<\/p>\n
I popped a mentos in my mouth and danced around like an idiot grinning cheesily until I was at my closet. I had suit pants! So I’m rocking a tie today to go with my suit pants. <\/p>\n
MENTOS! THE FRESHMAKER!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
This morning I woke up and was getting ready to go when I realized that I didn’t have a single dry pair of pants. They were all in the wash. What was a man to do? I popped a mentos in my mouth and danced around like an idiot grinning cheesily until I was at […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"psp_head":"