{"id":220,"date":"2008-07-08T11:25:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-08T18:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/2008\/07\/08\/surviving-a-zombie-attack\/"},"modified":"2009-11-25T11:29:10","modified_gmt":"2009-11-25T18:29:10","slug":"surviving-a-zombie-attack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/surviving-a-zombie-attack\/","title":{"rendered":"Surviving a Zombie Attack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This past weekend I met my <a href=\"http:\/\/noragarfield.com\/\">niece<\/a> for the first time. She&#8217;s one of the most beautiful things I&#8217;ve seen, so innocent and so cute. As I looked down into her bright blue eyes all I could think was &#8220;How will you survive the future? How will you know how to fight off zombies?&#8221;<\/p>\n<h2>All purpose zombie guide<\/h2>\n<p>Unlike most guides which only cover one type of zombie eventuality I will be covering every kind of possible zombie attack. Everyone knows there are three types:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><b><a href=\"http:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/2008\/07\/10\/biological-zombies\/\">Biological Zombies<\/a><\/b> &#8211; Zombies created by a virus, probably engineered by man.<\/li>\n<li><b><a href=\"http:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/2008\/08\/06\/magical-zombies\/\" title=\"Magical Zombies\">Magical Zombies<\/a><\/b> &#8211; Zombies created by a witch\/sorcerer. This is actually the easiest to survive!<\/li>\n<li><b>Apocalyptic Zombies<\/b> &#8211; Zombies brought about by the end of the world. The Mac daddy of all zombie attacks and the hardest to survive.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>So stay tuned for some updates and remember <b>there are two kinds of people in this world<\/b>: Those with a zombie plan and those without. Who would you rather be?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This past weekend I met my niece for the first time. She&#8217;s one of the most beautiful things I&#8217;ve seen, so innocent and so cute. As I looked down into her bright blue eyes all I could think was &#8220;How will you survive the future? How will you know how to fight off zombies?&#8221; All [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[24],"tags":[79],"psp_head":"<title>Surviving a Zombie Attack \u2013 Today Was Awesome<\/title>\r\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"This past weekend I met my niece for the first time. She&#039;s one of the most beautiful things I&#039;ve seen, so innocent and so cute. As I looked down into her bright blue eyes all I could think was &quot;How will you survive the future?\" \/>\r\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index,follow\" \/>\r\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/surviving-a-zombie-attack\/\" \/>\r\n","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/220"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=220"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/220\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":319,"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/220\/revisions\/319"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=220"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=220"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=220"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}