{"id":39,"date":"2006-11-27T12:14:14","date_gmt":"2006-11-27T19:14:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/2006\/11\/27\/the-end\/"},"modified":"2006-11-27T12:14:14","modified_gmt":"2006-11-27T19:14:14","slug":"the-end","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/the-end\/","title":{"rendered":"The End"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think that one day I would like to own a store called <b>The End<\/b>. We could sell all sorts of fashionable goods, like jam made by the Amish or something. Then I could advertise for the store by putting up signs in the area, they would read:<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<center><b>THE END<br \/>IS NEAR<br \/><\/b><font size=-7>only two more blocks<\/font><\/center><\/p>\n<p \/>Then I would pay bums to hold up the signs on street corners to help draw even more attention. I could have more signs that said things like &#8220;THE END IS NEAR: Better Accessorize!&#8221; or &#8220;THE END IS NEAR: Its time for a new hat!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p \/>Basically I&#8217;m going to make a million dollars.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think that one day I would like to own a store called The End. We could sell all sorts of fashionable goods, like jam made by the Amish or something. Then I could advertise for the store by putting up signs in the area, they would read: THE ENDIS NEARonly two more blocks Then [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"psp_head":"<title>The End \u2013 Today Was Awesome<\/title>\r\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"I think that one day I would like to own a store called The End. We could sell all sorts of fashionable goods, like jam made by the Amish or something. Then I could advertise for the store by putting up signs in the area, they would read: THE ENDIS NEARonly two more blocksThen I would pay bums to hold up the signs on street corners to help draw even more attention.\" \/>\r\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index,follow\" \/>\r\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/the-end\/\" \/>\r\n","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=39"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=39"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=39"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todaywasawesomecom.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=39"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}