As Part of valentines day celebrations Krispy Kreme is giving away packets of free doughnut valentines with every dozen Krispy Kremes you buy. I just bought a couple dozen last saturday and am up to my armpits in free krispy kreme valentines.

I actually found out about this cool deal when one of my many girlfriends gave me one for valentines day. See for yourself

strange that my sexy female admirer has eerily similar handwriting to me.

Now I want to share the love, if you want some free Krispy Kremes let me know and I’ll give you a valentine. You can even tell your friends that it’s from this sexy devil.

The other night we went to the Shiny Toy Guns show up in Park City. They were playing for free as part of the Sundance Film Festival. It was beautiful, they blocked off main street and there were a few thousand people stuffed in the road crowded around the stage.

There were some rookie mistakes committed by most of us at this show which is why I’ve compiled this list of Rules for a concert.

Rules for a Show:Part 1 – Preparation

There has been quite a bit of buzz around Nerdcore latley. For those of you who don’t already know what Nerdcore is, it’s basically geek rap. Guys rapping about their favorite star wars character or whatever else.

Guys like mc chris(this is also an example of what Nerdcore sounds like) have been featured in channels less nerdy than the internet. Aqua Teen Hunger Force had him on playing the part of MC Peepants.

So now there are some documentaries (Nerdcore Rising) on Nerdcore (Nerdcore for Life).

Anyway, there’s a lot of stuff about how MC Frontalot started Nerdcore. Of course he did coin the term but I think we should recognize some of the pre-Nerdcore rappers that were rapping about things nerds cared about before MC Frontalot gave it a name.

Introducing ::drum roll::

I often feel like my life is like a cartoon except life is less exciting and when I die I can only come back 3 times. Anyway, in honor of Katie Here is Gary and I both as South Park characters along with the real thing. See if you can tell which one is real and which one is the cartoon. These things are pretty realistic.

Gary:

Pretty amazing eh? You can create your own. Join our animated doppelgänger army and together we can uhh…get replaced by our pod people clones.

As in the custom in modern America the youthful video tapes have begun to role and the comedic video tapes have already started coming in. This video is just me, and I’m trying to snowboard without much success.

That shrill cry you hear at the end is not some sort of attempt to laugh its just the sound that comes out when my butt is liquefied.

The problem with Utah:
is that season passes are ridiculously expensive. For me to get a Brighton or Snowbird pass is $950 bucks and a park city pass is 500 bucks. To justify Snowbird or Bright I would have to ride there at least 20 times before the pass started to actually save me money.

Why Colorado is better than Utah:
In colorado ski resorts care about their customers. So they offer great packages. The biggest one is the 5-mountain pass. I know what you’re thinking, 5 mountain? Isn’t that a kind of ice cream. The answer is no.

Maybe you’re thinking “5 Mountains, that sounds expensive” and it could be but it isn’t. A season pass to Vail, Beaver Creek, Keystone, Breckenridge and A-Basin is a whopping 280 bucks. We’re not talking about some hole in the wall resorts, these are some of Colorado’s best. I defy anyone to prove that Utah is any better than Vail which happens to be the Habitat of sickness and the home of the Gnar.

That said I want to get a season pass but if I do I feel like I’m supporting the horrible greed machine out here that lets resorts get away with charging so much.

This was floating around on boingboing and I found it pretty entertaining. It’s basically Mary Poppins redone as a horror.