Shredtactular Theater

As in the custom in modern America the youthful video tapes have begun to role and the comedic video tapes have already started coming in. This video is just me, and I’m trying to snowboard without much success.

That shrill cry you hear at the end is not some sort of attempt to laugh its just the sound that comes out when my butt is liquefied.

The problem with Utah:
is that season passes are ridiculously expensive. For me to get a Brighton or Snowbird pass is $950 bucks and a park city pass is 500 bucks. To justify Snowbird or Bright I would have to ride there at least 20 times before the pass started to actually save me money.

Why Colorado is better than Utah:
In colorado ski resorts care about their customers. So they offer great packages. The biggest one is the 5-mountain pass. I know what you’re thinking, 5 mountain? Isn’t that a kind of ice cream. The answer is no.

Maybe you’re thinking “5 Mountains, that sounds expensive” and it could be but it isn’t. A season pass to Vail, Beaver Creek, Keystone, Breckenridge and A-Basin is a whopping 280 bucks. We’re not talking about some hole in the wall resorts, these are some of Colorado’s best. I defy anyone to prove that Utah is any better than Vail which happens to be the Habitat of sickness and the home of the Gnar.

That said I want to get a season pass but if I do I feel like I’m supporting the horrible greed machine out here that lets resorts get away with charging so much.